Pink Pony Nabbed from Munro House

The 200 pound cement pink pony that mysteriously appeared in my front yard 2 weeks ago is gone. I was watching the Sunday Night Football game when I heard a truck approach the Munro House Bed and Breakfast in Jonesville, Michigan. Knowing that all of my peeps had checked in and none of them had driven trucks, I knew that something was awry. When I heard giggling and saw flashes of light, I knew exactly what was going on right before my eyes. I managed to videotape the encounter:

The video was not taken with infrared or night vision technology, so the identities of the perpetrators may remain a mystery for now. However, someone in the group was apparently using flash photography to document the kidnapping, so there may be clear video in the hands of the horse thieves. What is known is that the pink pony’s next place of residence may be at the Dow residence on highway 12 in Jonesville according to the deciphering of the audio portion of the film.

Mike Venturini – Innkeeper
“Life is good in Jonesville”

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