Celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day

Arrr! September the 19th be the annual International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Celebratin’ this little known holiday can git ye some grub, fer free, if yar follows the rules. 1st, ye call out to the Munro House B&B in Jonesville at 1-800-320-3792. Then ye have to start talkin’ like a pirate to make yar reservations for a 2 nighter that includes Saturday September 19. When ye git here, ye be gettin’ certificates fer free dinners at me favorite places, ye Saucy Dog’s Barbeque and Olivia’s Chop House. Ye must give me a week’s notice to acquire me treasure.

Arrr! The booty can be claimed, but ye have to be talkin’ like a pirate or ye scurvy dogs will get nothin’ more than clean quarters and a fillin’ meal for breakfast. Ye land lubbers need to be a pirate for the day to earn the prize. Makin’ me laugh is the secret to me sharin’ me bounty. I might be wearin’ me eye patch, dew rag, and hoop earing to fit the part. Join me if ye like, scurvy dogs who don’t talk the talk be eatin’ on their own.

Arrr!

Mike Venturini

“Life is good in Jonesville”

 

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