Avast, me hearties! Talk like a Pirate when ye claim yer room and drop yer anchor with us fer the days of September 16 and 17. We’ll send ye a car-r-r-rd to get yer dinner for 2 at ye Saucy Dog’s Bar-r-r-rbeque on Friday and dinner for 2 at Olivia’s Chop House on Saturday at no extra char-r-r-r-r-rge. Wear yer eye patches, dew rags, and hooped earrings to look the part, as I’ll be havin’ a rip roarin’ good time with me buxom beauty on the morn o’ check-out. For we be celebratin’ early the annual September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Acquire me treasure on any room priced at $149 and up. Limit 2 land lubbers per room.
Ye can make yer reservation online, but to get the dinners, ye must call me directly at 1-800-320-3792 and make sure ye talk like a pirate to get yer dinner car-r-r-rds. A few day’s notice is required. Can’t be combined with any other booty or treasure. We’ll swab the poop deck with all ye mutinous dogs who try. Ar-r-r-r-rr!
Mike Venturini
Jonesville Michigan Bed and Breakfast Innkeeper
“Life is good in Jonesville”